What if one day, when this is all over, you want to come home again?
MY FAVORITE POST
PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
we call you the colonies
This is my favorite post ever
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
MRI scan of a human subject from the cranium to the feet.
people who can dry swallow pills are not to be messed with, they will hurt you in the end
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
- test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
- me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"
How far would you go to protect the one you love? To keep them safe?
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